HAPPY 30TH BIRTHDAY SUKS!
My 30 Favorite Things About Suks:
1. He is not ashamed to yell Are
you in love? on the ski lift to co-workers during the Deloitte ski trip!
2. He convinced a DQ owner to sell him a gigantic case of CRUNCH.
3. He used to leave his suit jacket in the office and get a cup of coffee before
coming in late to Deloitte, to make it look like he was coming back from a coffee
run.
4. He makes the best most kiss-able lists.
5. He once asked out a girl with a date resume.
6. He once sent flavored jelly beans in an ice cream carton to re-create a friends
favorite ice cream while she was abroad.
7. He got a cell phone, which convinced me to get a cell phone without feeling
like a tool.
8. Hell always show up for a volleyball game when the rest of the team
bails.
9. He brought me a DQ crunch cone (in a cooler) for my birthday!
10. Hell dance the swing with your mom in the living room!
11. Hes not afraid to do a boy band dance at his friends weddings.
12. He keeps everyone connected with a funny geek website.
13. Hes really nice to his sister.
14. He makes super-secret bets with me about my sister.
15. He has a little brother, who he throws Chucky Cheese parties for!
16. He can play every sport, and does!
17. He has been known to wake up in a conference room at Deloitte in his boxers.
18. He was King of the Deloitte prom.
19. He actually shows up to help you move. And lets his little brother move
the TV, which is twice as big as he is.
20. He doesnt get mad when you invite him to an all girl / grandma wedding
shower, and forget to tell him hell be the only male.
21. He likes Dawsons Creek.
22. Hes still a good friend, even when he starts calling your apartment
to talk to your roommate!
23. He goes all out with the Halloween costumes (ex: Michael Jackson).
24. He likes setting people up too.
25. He shares the good gossip
but can keep a secret.
26. Hell invite you to meet him at the Mall of America to help him use
free coupons he won.
27. Hell get up early on the day after New Years Eve to meet you
for brunch.
28. He lets his friends date his sister.
29. He keeps in touch even if you move away.
30. All he wants for his 30th birthday is to have a party with his friends!
Im sorry I cant be there