November 15, 2005

The Hulk is on USA right now (USA is a cable network for all you 763ers)…I’ve had it on for about half an hour while working – It’s utterly unbelievable – not just the intact pants bit…Man, is it stupid…Seriously, since when can the hulk fly and/or travel by bounding distances of miles and miles? Seriously!

Bic

July 8, 2003

I have been arguing about “The Hulk’s,” apparently no longer “Incredible”, pants for a while and it ruins the whole movie for me. I mean, come on, you can justify so many stupid things, but these pants are impossible to explain. They should make a movie only about the pants. That would be interesting. It could be called “The Incredible Pants!”

Adam

June 29, 2003

The other night, my little bro and I went to see the movie The Hulk. Overall, a decent movie, but I had one large (expanding?) complaint about Bruce Banner when he transformed into the Hulk. His pants never ripped off.

Bruce grows to at least three times the size of a normal man. His watch, shirt, shoes and socks burst off his body, but not his pants. They just remain snug around his waste. Granted, they get a bit tattered at the ends and probably couldn't be used for work again, but that Hulk should be completely naked. Now, they could be some sort of stretchy, sweatpants materials with velcro or snap extensions, but they looked like plain old Dockers to me.

All this is not meant to be some sort of animated perversion (computer animated at that) on my part to see fully-exposed, mutated behemoths, but more so to keep the cinematographic accuracy that something as refined as The Hulk should hope to preserve.

You might want to buy a couple sizes bigger on the waist next time. You never know...

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