April 1, 2004

I have this picture in my head of an Asian Homer Simpson lying face first in a double-cheese burger with his mouth open and drool coming out. Probably dreaming about eating a double-cheese burger. Pretty close?

- Kirk

March 30, 2004

“We ain’t going in there. That place is a library!” Not talking about the science museum. Or an art gallery. The sleep-producing place that I can no longer go into with Pitter Pat is your local McD’s on Lake and Hennepin. My Geek of the Week friend fell asleep there this past Sunday afternoon, after a late night at the Roxbury. Yessir. Ordered a cheeseburger and fell asleep at a table by the window. Woke up a full hour later, finished off the two bites of burger, wiped up the small puddle of drool and left that great napping establishment. Hilarious! What a GEEK!!!

- Bic

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