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Date	Time	Field	Opponent	Record	How'd we do?
Sep. 17	7:20	Field A	Uncle Do Do's	1-0	If two drunks make a sober, then we must have had eight loaded players (who poured that last shot of Captain Morgan's anyway?) because we came out calm and cool (note: we still do not want to promote underage (like 19 years old) drinking. Flirt responsibly). Mixing QBs... running the no huddle... it all helped to a nice easy (dare I say butterfly-less?) start to the season. And, even a win. Good stuff (including a sweet pick by Charlie). Course, the real showdown comes next week with the Denny's Plush Toy Smackdown. Craig and Granny go head-to-head at the crane machine with only spider, Wario and pirate Garfield to determine the winner. Get out your greenbacks. It's go time!
Sep. 24	6:20	Field E	Couzin's	2-0	Chicken Fried Chicken (sorry, I couldn't think of a good way to get that in)! Fielding a dirty half-dozen (with Bill acting as the pivotal seventh man from the sidelines) and utilizing the 3M (could also easily have been 3W (three women), but it's not as catchy) formation the entire game, the Cakes jumped out to an early lead and never looked back (well, maybe took a quick peak when they pulled within three). Led by pinpoint passes from Craig, a record number of grabs by D and churned-up yardage by the gals... the Pancakes won their second game of the season. Now that's a team (and it's good to know that we've all got skinny Sukhi's back if he should get into a bar brawl). Now, all we have to do is watch our tempers (at least for the safety of pool cues and basketball rims everywhere), be persistent, show incredible hand-eye coordination and use gravity as our friend and the PRIZE will be ours.
Oct. 1	6:20	Field C	PMR	2-1	It's finger licking good... for me to poop on! We saw a familiar opponent and avoided any excessive verbal battles (although that pass interference was close), but still dropped a fairly close game. PMR utilized a good mix of deep and short and scored when they needed to (every time). The Cakes weren't able to holdup that high a scoring percentage. Still, some good offensive plays and not too terrible of D. We'll get them in the play-offs. Big props to the Colonel, Star Wars Kid and Conan for saving the night. Big sorrys to the post-game burglary. That's not right. So, what did you think of the recap? Too gay?
Oct. 8	8:20	Field B	Lyle's	3-1	.(from Bic) "Where's the accountability?!?" It seems that some members of Lyle's may be under the mistaken impression that CSC is some sort of semi-professional league. Indeed, their clock dispute at the end of the game left a few of us with a bit of a bad taste in our mouths (not to mention the feeling that Lyle's could use anger management classes). Lyle's implosion notwithstanding, the Cakes played a really good game. Thanks to Craig's fine touch Bill, Keith, and Charlie made some particularly impressive catches (including one pick by Bill? Charlie?). Not to be outdone, Pam and Steph had some excellent grabs of their own. I'm certain that Mark did some great things, but I seem to only remember his really insightful comments about the game (must take notes). Me, I was doing my best to hold it together, with Pat out of the state and all. Lastly, what say we embrace Pam's end-of-the-game "cheer" as our new mantra: CO-REC! CO-REC! CO-REC!
Oct. 15	6:20	Field C	Watson Wyatt Beavers	4-1	Who's up for some "Beer Can" rules football? Yup, that means we laxidazically start a game that's already running 20 minutes late and only count plays that you feel like watching (forget about the rush count and gender plays as well). Why didn't we just ref ourselves? She might think it's a cute party name, but Beer Can fits (Pam also suggested adding Stoner). I digress. Despite each team using different rules because one was trailing (not us), the Cakes impressively beat another 3-1 team riding two interceptions by each Craig and D (who returned one for a TD). Well played by all with everyone getting involved in the scoring and taking part in some creative zone defenses. Not much happened post game... course, I don't remember ever using the word "vagina" more in conversation. Thank you Kobe Bryant!
Oct. 22	8:20	Field D	The Griswolds	4-2	(from Bic) (Not such a great idea to make the player with the worst short-term memory do the recap (Thanks, Bill)......Riiiiiiight??). Okay, "Beercan" needs to put down the beer, because it's obviously causing some damage to the gray cells. Honestly, she has got to be the best anti-drinking/drug argument personified. Despite Beercan's offenses (Poor game knowledge (touchdowns are 6 points), blown calls (Hello, I was IN), and personal grudges (Bill seems to think so) to name a few), the Cakes still managed a good showing in a close game. Sweet end-zone catches by Charlie and Pat, a most excellent pick by Stephy (in spite of the offense's illegal pick), and solid defense had us looking not so shabby. With a better ref and without some lucky catches by the Griswolds it would've been a different game. You win some, you lose some--In the playoffs, it'll be ours.
Oct. 29	6:20	Field E	The BHI Net Pulses	5-2	It was such a beautiful night for football... heck, let's play two! Overcoming a less than optimal light (or dark) situation, an over-giggly ref, and Mark's confusion about when to play offense and when to play defense (yes, I said Mark, not Bic, Mark)... the Cakes easily rolled over an undermanned (or should I say under-womaned) red team to advance past the first round of the playoffs. With another gal they would have been tougher, but as is, we smoked them pretty good. After a first play Schlichting to Schlichting bomb... it was all downhill. "You can touch them a little harder" - profound words from the ref of our second game as he slowly learned what a bunch of powder puffs we are when playing the Men's game (many of us also learned through the blocking on the first punt). We may have started a bit too lax (no huddle and deep balls into a very deep zone) and fell behind two TDs to one... but after we put in the man defense and started playing smart O, we were unstoppable (just refer to Steph's at least eight catches and the ooh and ahhs of the other team, the ref and people watching from other fields). We had some dropsies and some ugly plays, but played tough D and efficient O when needed to win four TDs to two. Excellent. Plus, if Charlie (who wins the sacrifice the body award for the defensive play of the night) makes the drive home safely... I would say it was a good night. The only downer was the tragedy that is the Vikings Football Crane debacle. Let's live it at that (sniff, sniff) Keep it rolling. We might need it in the playoffs next week...
Nov. 5	7:20	Field B	The Griswolds	6-3	Recap

Date

Time

Field

Opponent

Record

How'd we do?

Sep. 17

7:20

Field A

Uncle Do Do's

1-0

If two drunks make a sober, then we must have had eight loaded players (who poured that last shot of Captain Morgan's anyway?) because we came out calm and cool (note: we still do not want to promote underage (like 19 years old) drinking. Flirt responsibly). Mixing QBs... running the no huddle... it all helped to a nice easy (dare I say butterfly-less?) start to the season. And, even a win. Good stuff (including a sweet pick by Charlie). Course, the real showdown comes next week with the Denny's Plush Toy Smackdown. Craig and Granny go head-to-head at the crane machine with only spider, Wario and pirate Garfield to determine the winner. Get out your greenbacks. It's go time!

Sep. 24

6:20

Field E

Couzin's

2-0

Chicken Fried Chicken (sorry, I couldn't think of a good way to get that in)! Fielding a dirty half-dozen (with Bill acting as the pivotal seventh man from the sidelines) and utilizing the 3M (could also easily have been 3W (three women), but it's not as catchy) formation the entire game, the Cakes jumped out to an early lead and never looked back (well, maybe took a quick peak when they pulled within three). Led by pinpoint passes from Craig, a record number of grabs by D and churned-up yardage by the gals... the Pancakes won their second game of the season. Now that's a team (and it's good to know that we've all got skinny Sukhi's back if he should get into a bar brawl). Now, all we have to do is watch our tempers (at least for the safety of pool cues and basketball rims everywhere), be persistent, show incredible hand-eye coordination and use gravity as our friend and the PRIZE will be ours.

Oct. 1

6:20

Field C

PMR

2-1

It's finger licking good... for me to poop on! We saw a familiar opponent and avoided any excessive
verbal battles (although that pass interference was close), but still dropped a fairly close game. PMR
utilized a good mix of deep and short and scored when they needed to (every time). The Cakes weren't
able to holdup that high a scoring percentage. Still, some good offensive plays and not too terrible of D.
We'll get them in the play-offs. Big props to the Colonel, Star Wars Kid and Conan for saving the night.
Big sorrys to the post-game burglary. That's not right. So, what did you think of the recap? Too gay?

Oct. 8

8:20

Field B

Lyle's

3-1

.(from Bic) "Where's the accountability?!?" It seems that some members of Lyle's may be under the mistaken impression that CSC is some sort of semi-professional league. Indeed, their clock dispute at the end of the game left a few of us with a bit of a bad taste in our mouths (not to mention the feeling that Lyle's could use anger management classes). Lyle's implosion notwithstanding, the Cakes played a really good game. Thanks to Craig's fine touch Bill, Keith, and Charlie made some particularly impressive catches (including one pick by Bill? Charlie?). Not to be outdone, Pam and Steph had some excellent grabs of their own. I'm certain that Mark did some great things, but I seem to only remember his really insightful comments about the game (must take notes). Me, I was doing my best to hold it together, with Pat out of the state and all. Lastly, what say we embrace Pam's end-of-the-game "cheer" as our new mantra: CO-REC! CO-REC! CO-REC!

Oct. 15

6:20

Field C

Watson Wyatt Beavers

4-1

Who's up for some "Beer Can" rules football? Yup, that means we laxidazically start a game that's already running 20 minutes late and only count plays that you feel like watching (forget about the rush count and gender plays as well). Why didn't we just ref ourselves? She might think it's a cute party name, but Beer Can fits (Pam also suggested adding Stoner). I digress. Despite each team using different rules because one was trailing (not us), the Cakes impressively beat another 3-1 team riding two interceptions by each Craig and D (who returned one for a TD). Well played by all with everyone getting involved in the scoring and taking part in some creative zone defenses. Not much happened post game... course, I don't remember ever using the word "vagina" more in conversation. Thank you Kobe Bryant!

Oct. 22

8:20

Field D

The Griswolds

4-2

(from Bic) (Not such a great idea to make the player with the worst short-term memory do the recap (Thanks, Bill)......Riiiiiiight??). Okay, "Beercan" needs to put down the beer, because it's obviously causing some damage to the gray cells. Honestly, she has got to be the best anti-drinking/drug argument personified. Despite Beercan's offenses (Poor game knowledge (touchdowns are 6 points), blown calls (Hello, I was IN), and personal grudges (Bill seems to think so) to name a few), the Cakes still managed a good showing in a close game. Sweet end-zone catches by Charlie and Pat, a most excellent pick by Stephy (in spite of the offense's illegal pick), and solid defense had us looking not so shabby. With a better ref and without some lucky catches by the Griswolds it would've been a different game. You win some, you lose some--In the playoffs, it'll be ours.

Oct. 29

6:20

Field E

The BHI Net Pulses

5-2

It was such a beautiful night for football... heck, let's play two!

Overcoming a less than optimal light (or dark) situation, an over-giggly ref, and Mark's confusion about when to play offense and when to play defense (yes, I said Mark, not Bic, Mark)... the Cakes easily rolled over an undermanned (or should I say under-womaned) red team to advance past the first round of the playoffs. With another gal they would have been tougher, but as is, we smoked them pretty good. After a first play Schlichting to Schlichting bomb... it was all downhill.

"You can touch them a little harder" - profound words from the ref of our second game as he slowly learned what a bunch of powder puffs we are when playing the Men's game (many of us also learned through the blocking on the first punt). We may have started a bit too lax (no huddle and deep balls into a very deep zone) and fell behind two TDs to one... but after we put in the man defense and started playing smart O, we were unstoppable (just refer to Steph's at least eight catches and the ooh and ahhs of the other team, the ref and people watching from other fields). We had some dropsies and some ugly plays, but played tough D and efficient O when needed to win four TDs to two. Excellent. Plus, if Charlie (who wins the sacrifice the body award for the defensive play of the night) makes the drive home safely... I would say it was a good night.

The only downer was the tragedy that is the Vikings Football Crane debacle. Let's live it at that (sniff, sniff)

Keep it rolling. We might need it in the playoffs next week...

Nov. 5

7:20

Field B

The Griswolds

6-3

Recap