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Thursday Evening Football - CSSC Sports
(Pancakes, Captain: Sukhum, Fort Snelling)

Date	Time	Field	Opponent	Record	How'd we do?
Sept. 12	8:30	Field 8	Blue Thunder	1-0	In JUMPBALL we trust. Now that's good old fashion Gang Green (err... Gang Red?) football. Touchdown bombs, long drives, tough D, sacks (Charlie), interceptions (Bill, Steph, two by Craig)... just like the good old days (you know, when we were spry, young rooks, versus the grizzled veterans we are now). Man, it sure would help the butterflies if we could just beat every team by 30 points. Too bad the ref screwed the other team, or it would have been quite a game (even though they were literally diving all over the place in an attempt to catch us). Yup, it's safe to say that you can put the Geritol and the Depends back on the shelf. That's right... NEVER SAY PANCAKE!
Sept. 19	7:30	Field 1	Red's Second Choice	2-0	"Working the groin... yes sir... we're working the groin" Riding the golden arm (and hobbled knee) of newly reacquired Glamour Boy Mark Deibert, IHOP pulled out an impressive (dare I say fun) victory. Using a makeshift lineup that utilized height, Asians, bushy hair and just a touch of Magnum P.I., Pancakes used the short game, the long game (including two Hail Mary's), a few "interceptions" and some tough man-to-man to pull off a two TD win, leaving our opponents looking utterly Daisy Duked (the older version). As Carl so eloquently put it, "yup, that's when they dead" Not too bad for a team of scabs. And Billy, we didn't forget. That catch near the endzone sideline was the best thing that's happened to all of us in quite a while... soft as a visit to the cotton factory.
Sept. 26	7:30	Field 1	Unlce DoDo's	3-0	CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Do no machine wash hot, warm or cold with or without like colors. Do not tumble dry hot, medium or low. Re-iron if necessary. Keep away from dirt, rain, sweat and syrup. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Do not feed after midnight. The rest of the "uniform" is up to Keith... stay tuned. As for the game... how quick? Sure, we butted a few heads (headed a few butts?)... but overall, good playing out there team... really, no complaints (but soon, there's many to come). No regrets, right? Fun week with lots of silliness (and even some spectators). And let's not forget... sometimes, you just got to cut a man loose... EAT MY CAKES!
Oct. 3	8:30	Field 2	Alligator Arms	3-1	I guess the good news is that we all knew we could take them... the bad news is that we didn't. We'll get another shot. We'll learn, fix up things in the next few weeks and storm the playoffs. More than anything, we'd bet better to stick with Keith's advice. "Good luck tonight ladies and gents. Just remember to play with emotion and I mean don't hang your heads after a bad play. It will just bring you down further and you don't need that tonight. I wish I could make it tonight, but you know how work can be (right Bill?). Craig, sounds like a good game plan so stick with it and don't forget it during the game. Play smart and take what they give you and don't force anything to anyone. I am kind of hungry for alligator meat so bring some back after you kill them tonight. Good luck but I really don't think you need it because you know what they say... "How Quick?"... you know the rest. Go Pancakes GO!!!!!" - The Man in the Middle
Oct. 10	7:30	Field 1	Cuzzy's Grab Bass	3-2	I... like... football in the park... touchdowns in the dark... playing with the gang... and... wins. I... hate... losing by a score... to guys that can't eat more... when she's standing out of bounds... no win. I... hate... Charlie far away... Steph not there to play... MRI results... win, win. I... like.. rolling in the snow... scantily clad as a ho... with Friegman and some Roids... lets win. I... like... farting in your face... the silver dollar chase... kicking in the nuts... a win? I... like... beating next weeks foes... that caused last season's woes... scoring lots of points... and a win. HERE'S TO PANCAKES! ROCK ON!!!
Oct. 17	6:30	Field 2	Fowler's Followers	4-2	"I'm just a girl, standing here in front of a boy... asking him... why can't we score more than one touchdown? Sure, our defense was ultra-tight and we even converted a two-point conversion, but we can do better. The readers of Horse and Hound would not be pleased. Step-up time for the playoffs. Will you love me now?" - Anna Scott (played by the talented, yet oh so lovely, Julia Roberts in the quaint, Oscar snubbed, cult hit Knotting Hill).
Oct. 24	7:30	Field 6	Crop Dusters (playoffs)	5-2	63-0 (yup, that's nine TDs). Just like old times... be sure to savor it, but not too long, next week are the big ones... bring on the bears... it's SKULL CHOPPING TIME!!!
Nov. 7	6:30	End	Uncle DoDo's	5-3	Had a chance to play three, only "played" one. Not so pretty. Ho-hum...

Date

Time

Field

Opponent

Record

How'd we do?

Sept. 12

8:30

Field 8

Blue Thunder

1-0

In JUMPBALL we trust. Now that's good old fashion Gang Green (err... Gang Red?) football. Touchdown bombs, long drives, tough D, sacks (Charlie), interceptions (Bill, Steph, two by Craig)... just like the good old days (you know, when we were spry, young rooks, versus the grizzled veterans we are now). Man, it sure would help the butterflies if we could just beat every team by 30 points. Too bad the ref screwed the other team, or it would have been quite a game (even though they were literally diving all over the place in an attempt to catch us). Yup, it's safe to say that you can put the Geritol and the Depends back on the shelf. That's right... NEVER SAY PANCAKE!

Sept. 19

7:30

Field 1

Red's Second Choice

2-0

"Working the groin... yes sir... we're working the groin" Riding the golden arm (and hobbled knee) of newly reacquired Glamour Boy Mark Deibert, IHOP pulled out an impressive (dare I say fun) victory. Using a makeshift lineup that utilized height, Asians, bushy hair and just a touch of Magnum P.I., Pancakes used the short game, the long game (including two Hail Mary's), a few "interceptions" and some tough man-to-man to pull off a two TD win, leaving our opponents looking utterly Daisy Duked (the older version). As Carl so eloquently put it, "yup, that's when they dead" Not too bad for a team of scabs. And Billy, we didn't forget. That catch near the endzone sideline was the best thing that's happened to all of us in quite a while... soft as a visit to the cotton factory.

Sept. 26

7:30

Field 1

Unlce DoDo's

3-0

CARE INSTRUCTIONS: Do no machine wash hot, warm or cold with or without like colors. Do not tumble dry hot, medium or low. Re-iron if necessary. Keep away from dirt, rain, sweat and syrup. Do not expose to direct sunlight. Do not feed after midnight. The rest of the "uniform" is up to Keith... stay tuned.
As for the game... how quick? Sure, we butted a few heads (headed a few butts?)... but overall, good playing out there team... really, no complaints (but soon, there's many to come). No regrets, right? Fun week with lots of silliness (and even some spectators). And let's not forget... sometimes, you just got to cut a man loose... EAT MY CAKES!

Oct. 3

8:30

Field 2

Alligator Arms

3-1

I guess the good news is that we all knew we could take them... the bad news is that we didn't. We'll get another shot. We'll learn, fix up things in the next few weeks and storm the playoffs. More than anything, we'd bet better to stick with Keith's advice.

"Good luck tonight ladies and gents. Just remember to play with emotion and I mean don't hang your heads after a bad play. It will just bring you down further and you don't need that tonight. I wish I could make it tonight, but you know how work can be (right Bill?). Craig, sounds like a good game plan so stick with it and don't forget it during the game. Play smart and take what they give you and don't force anything to anyone. I am kind of hungry for alligator meat so bring some back after you kill them tonight. Good luck but I really don't think you need it because you know what they say... "How Quick?"... you know the rest. Go Pancakes GO!!!!!" - The Man in the Middle

Oct. 10

7:30

Field 1

Cuzzy's Grab Bass

3-2

I... like... football in the park... touchdowns in the dark... playing with the gang... and... wins.
I... hate... losing by a score... to guys that can't eat more... when she's standing out of bounds... no win.
I... hate... Charlie far away... Steph not there to play... MRI results... win, win.
I... like.. rolling in the snow... scantily clad as a ho... with Friegman and some Roids... lets win.
I... like... farting in your face... the silver dollar chase... kicking in the nuts... a win?
I... like... beating next weeks foes... that caused last season's woes... scoring lots of points... and a win.
HERE'S TO PANCAKES! ROCK ON!!!

Oct. 17

6:30

Field 2

Fowler's Followers

4-2

"I'm just a girl, standing here in front of a boy... asking him... why can't we score more than one touchdown? Sure, our defense was ultra-tight and we even converted a two-point conversion, but we can do better. The readers of Horse and Hound would not be pleased. Step-up time for the playoffs. Will you love me now?" - Anna Scott (played by the talented, yet oh so lovely, Julia Roberts in the quaint, Oscar snubbed, cult hit Knotting Hill).

Oct. 24

7:30

Field 6

Crop Dusters (playoffs)

5-2

63-0 (yup, that's nine TDs). Just like old times... be sure to savor it, but not too long, next week are the big ones... bring on the bears... it's SKULL CHOPPING TIME!!!

Nov. 7

6:30

End

Uncle DoDo's

5-3

Had a chance to play three, only "played" one. Not so pretty. Ho-hum...