D who (yeah I'm hoping D is seeing this)? Some sweet Shaq-fu defense, nifty throws and good hands helped us stomped our old red nemesis. Forty to donut with eight minutes left (we then did our community service for the year and let them score (40-6 final)). About time we had one of these. (1-0)

One, one-thousand - two, one-thousand - three, one thousand... blah, blah, blah. A tough game lenient on the rules broke down the always law-abiding Where's the D? forcing the team into a 22-22 tie. Rats! (2-0-1)

(From Bill) To recap last night, the ref licked monkey scat. Early on, Bill drew defenders towards left corner to prevent Craig from scoring a touchdown. The ref's mom has a you-know-what. Still in the first half, Bill started to make a nice play but dropped the interception. The ref took charge at half-time, but was too busy during the game trying to look cool to make a single call. Later, Bill and Craig mixed up plays (presumably Bill's fault). Orange jerks somehow tie it up - giving them a false sense of confidence for the rest of the year until playoffs when even with a piece-o-poop ref Where's the D? will stomp on them.

The clouds rolled-in, teasing us with the soft rumbles that only proceeds thunder, lighting, havoc. Without warning, the sky opened in a fury showing the insignificance of one in the face, power and glory of such adversity... and when the tempest had cleared (did it ever clear?)... only one small band or touch footballers remained standing.
Where's the D? finally had a week where the whole team didn't leave crabby with their entire week ruined (heck, I even saw some smiles). In some rainy weather, Ben Affleck started the game with a pick, Tom Green managed a wet ball and had his throws down (both the 40 yarders into the muck and 18 inch two handed dumps), Andy Dick had a clutch TD to get us on the board (good feet), Xena stopped two opposing drives in their wet tracks with picks and Matt Leblanc put the nail in the coffin hauling in the first deep ball of the year for a TD. Well done, well done indeed (course, I credit the pre-game warm-up, which is hear to stay... yeah, I'm talking to you Oprah). (Overall: 3-0-1)

(from Bill) Football kicks @$$ again (some correlation with winning) - perfect time for having a week off!

Rest up (hunt deer, catch fish, paint butterflies, whatever)... it's Memorial Day Weekend

Pammy caught some points, Billy caught some points, Steffy caught some points, Craiggy threw some points, Jeffy caught and threw some points and Patty got dirty... but, when all the dust cleared... Where's the D? came out 35-6 winners (oh yes, with Keith, his girl and the cutest bulldog ever looking on). (Overall 4-0-1).

Oh baby what a night! Gang Green (Where's the D?) finally regained some of its old school swagger pulling out a nail-biter in the semis and then blowing-out yellow (and our arch nemisis... yes, that tall guy in the yellow that gave Craig the finger last week).
Game 1 - Suks (that would be me) did all he could to keep the game close with some suspect D (I'm quite charitable that way) and even let them pull within a point late in the second half, but riding the girls' impenetrable defense (did there gals even get one catch?), we were able to pull out a win when Steph decisively batted away their final game-tying scoring opportunity on the last play of the game. Sweet!
Game 2 - This is where it got fun. We were hoping to replay Spike (our tall, friendly, not overly cocky or cheap, attitude free sportsman... not!) and we got our chance. Tied 14-14 midway through the first half, we blew the doors off of them. Stanley had his throws on, including a 40 yard laser TD pass to Billy to end the first half. Craig had his wheel working as well, bolting in for a couple of scores. The gals were unbeatable on D and unstoppable on O going where ever they wanted and getting yard after yard. Jeffy got in the action as well hitting Craig for a nail-in-the-coffin score late in the game. Keith switched to the rush, and what a difference.... sack after sack and a huge batted ball on a short fourth-down try. Bill also had two key interceptions... one that broke the game open and a second that ended it with a 99-yard return for a score. (not sure, but I think it was something like 45-14) Good stuff people.
If you get the chance to spike something at work today in celebration, please do. It's not only healthy and therapeutic, but you look really cool doing it.

Oh, and for Smellsbert... we're not looking for the D anymore.