Evil Petting Zoo Stats - Friday, February
7
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Player
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Equipment
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Completion
Percentage
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Notes
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Craig
& Steph (tag team)
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Combo Meal
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100%
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Efficiently finished their combo meal
and got out the door to see mom. Even brought her a dessert. As always,
a text book operation (and they watched their figures as well)
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Bill
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Combo Meal
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100%
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100% completion of his less than a pound
burger (although should be noted that he did not eat his dessert)
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Jodi
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Story of the Night?
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Agreed
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Left us all wondering how genetics versus
environment versus tanning beds truly affect ones offspring. Jumped in
on Ian's great story and did not let us down.
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Adrienne
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Chicken Fingers (and a salad?)
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Maybe two out of five fingers
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Impressive showing for the light-eating
A. Was at a disadvantage as she burned most of her energy getting people
moving in the warming hut (replay shows that she used the much touted
"displaying" technique)
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Ian
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Southwest Burger
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100%
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His choice of equipment should not be
mistaken, as is by some, for "The Works" burger
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Bic
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ONE POUND SPECIALTY BURGER
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100%
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Them are eating words... and she talked
the talk and walked the walk. The new president of the Pounder Club, Bic
not only put away a pound, but a specialty pound at that (and two fries,
she might add). Let's not forget how she was inhaling Chicken in a Biscuits
in the warming hut as well. Some debate over the guac, but not enough
to take away the title. This just shows, being stubborn can take you anywhere.
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Pat
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One-Pounder (with extra ring of meat)
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82%
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As he clinged to his waffle, sickness,
where to put my jock cup and ring of meat excuses, Pat was saddest story
of all. Not even rumors of the pregnant bachelorette could finish off
the pounder. Creme de Mente? Creme de Mush.
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Jon
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Ostrich Burger
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100%
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It taste like beef.
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Julie
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Malt (straight for the dessert)
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90% (I saw a bit left in the cup)
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I think the "Anyone want some cocoa?/drinking
from the jock cup/throw-up from laughing" did her in. I don't expect
we'll see much of her anymore.
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Jessi
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Whatever gear she uses for work
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Completed (after all, she did go back
to work)
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"Hey, you can all come over to MCL
(of MLS or MGD or whatever) and hang out with me?" - Yeah, we heard
you the first time.
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Joe
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Broomball Gear
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17% believability
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Went with the only true excuse that would
get him out of Fuddruckers without any more persuasive ribbing... more
broomball. Now, did he really have another game?
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Leif & Hatti
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Foam Finger
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Missed
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Well, at least they saw one heck of a
Wild game...
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