Evil Petting Zoo Stats - Friday, February 7

Player
Equipment
Completion Percentage
Notes
Craig & Steph (tag team)
Combo Meal
100%
Efficiently finished their combo meal and got out the door to see mom. Even brought her a dessert. As always, a text book operation (and they watched their figures as well)
Bill
Combo Meal
100%
100% completion of his less than a pound burger (although should be noted that he did not eat his dessert)
Jodi
Story of the Night?
Agreed
Left us all wondering how genetics versus environment versus tanning beds truly affect ones offspring. Jumped in on Ian's great story and did not let us down.
Adrienne
Chicken Fingers (and a salad?)
Maybe two out of five fingers
Impressive showing for the light-eating A. Was at a disadvantage as she burned most of her energy getting people moving in the warming hut (replay shows that she used the much touted "displaying" technique)
Ian
Southwest Burger
100%
His choice of equipment should not be mistaken, as is by some, for "The Works" burger
Bic
ONE POUND SPECIALTY BURGER
100%
Them are eating words... and she talked the talk and walked the walk. The new president of the Pounder Club, Bic not only put away a pound, but a specialty pound at that (and two fries, she might add). Let's not forget how she was inhaling Chicken in a Biscuits in the warming hut as well. Some debate over the guac, but not enough to take away the title. This just shows, being stubborn can take you anywhere.
Pat
One-Pounder (with extra ring of meat)
82%
As he clinged to his waffle, sickness, where to put my jock cup and ring of meat excuses, Pat was saddest story of all. Not even rumors of the pregnant bachelorette could finish off the pounder. Creme de Mente? Creme de Mush.
Jon
Ostrich Burger
100%
It taste like beef.
Julie
Malt (straight for the dessert)
90% (I saw a bit left in the cup)
I think the "Anyone want some cocoa?/drinking from the jock cup/throw-up from laughing" did her in. I don't expect we'll see much of her anymore.
Jessi
Whatever gear she uses for work
Completed (after all, she did go back to work)
"Hey, you can all come over to MCL (of MLS or MGD or whatever) and hang out with me?" - Yeah, we heard you the first time.
Joe
Broomball Gear
17% believability
Went with the only true excuse that would get him out of Fuddruckers without any more persuasive ribbing... more broomball. Now, did he really have another game?
Leif & Hatti
Foam Finger
Missed
Well, at least they saw one heck of a Wild game...