Classic Sports Quotes

These are actual quotes by Commentators at various sporting events:

"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing." (Pat Glenn -Weightlifting Commentator)

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator)

"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical." (Murray Walker)

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Greg Norman)

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing-but none of them serious." (Alan Minter)

"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." (Terry Venables)

"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)

"Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field." (Metro Radio)

"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

"One of the reasons Arnie [Arnold Palmer] is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh my God, what have I just said?" (USTV Commentator - Sandi)

Two of Baseball's Hall of Famers, Dizzy Dean and Pee Wee Reese, were calling the old "Game of the Week," when suddenly the camera showed a young couple making-out in the cheap seats:
Pee Wee: "How would you call that kinda play, Diz?"
Dizzy: "Well, ole buddy, I guess I'd say he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls."
With that Pee Wee knocked a beer all over the booth and the screen went black