From Adrienne. Let us know what your silly name turns out to be and we'll add it to the list. E-mail us at us@geeksontheweb.com.

Adrienne = Loopy Cootiemouth
Pat = Tuteful Chickenshorts
Craig = Poopsie Gigglebrain

Good for a giggle...

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. Release your inner child.

The following is an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a=poopsie b=lumpy c=buttercup d=gidget e=crusty f=greasy g=fluffy h=cheeseball i=chim-chim j=joliper k=flunky l=booger m=pinky n=zippy o=goober p=doofus q=slimy r=loopy s=snerkel t=tulefel u=dorkey v=squeezie w=waliford x=skipper y=dinky z=zsa-zsa.

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a=doodah b=tata c=giggle d=burger e=girdle f=baggio g=lizard h=waffle i=cootie j=monkey k=petunia l=liver m=banana n=rhino o=bubble p=taco q=toad r=gizzard s=pizza t=gerbil u=chicken v=pickle w=chuckle x=tofu y=gorilla z=tinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a=head b=mouth c=face d=fuzz e=tush f=breath g=pants h=shorts i=lips j=hiccups k=butt l=brain m=tushie n=chunks o=honey p=biscuits q=toes r=buns s=fanny t=sniffer u=sprinkles v=kisser w=squirt x=humperdinck y=brains z=juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts. Bill Clinton's name is Booger Liverchunks.